Hey all you unrequited lovers!
Tired of going about your normal "activities" without songs that truly speak to your yearning heart?
Never fear! Your crush may not care, but these songs go out to you:
Never fear! Your crush may not care, but these songs go out to you:
Mallory's Songs to Stalk By!
Even on those tough days when restraining orders and broken binoculars have you feeling blue, these classic and contemporary hits will keep you right where you should be:
Hidden in the bushes under your beloved's window.
Hidden in the bushes under your beloved's window.
This collection makes a perfect gift for the stalker in your life, or --if you're the unappreciated one-- an excellent way to share your true feelings when you get so nervous your tongue swells up.
*disclaimer: Some of these favorites were written by obviously desperate individuals, so language/content may be seen as questionable, strange, or downright creepy. Enjoy!
What "love songs" do you find creepy?
anything by Clay Aiken.
ReplyDeletebut this is quite the comprehensive list, crazy stalker. :)
also.. how is the puppy. i am in the process of possibly surprising matt with one for his bday in january... and yours looks so cute. i want to know more deets.
I stumbled into your blog and you asked a difficult question...
ReplyDeletecreepy love song? --- any of the maryln manson ones seem creepy to me.
Thanks for sharing this question.
Kindest regards,
Tom Bailey